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The Name is Rob. Toasty Rob.

Created on 2004-02-06 18:11:53 (#2133767), last updated 2004-08-04

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Name:Toasty
Birthdate:03-26
Location:Stockton, California, United States
Bio
I joined the travelling circus 11 years ago as the first one legged midget to ride a unicycle and play trombone at the same time. I was a hit until I was shown up by a siamese midget couple with no legs at all. From then on, I've been roaming aimlessly hoping to one day regain my fame as the one legged midget who can play trombone while riding on a unicycle. If you are an entertainment promoter, or would just like me to play at an event of yours (I do birthdays, weddings, barmitzfas, etc) you can find me outside of the Burger King on March Lane. Don't approach me, for I will probably approach you first, asking for money. My name is Toasty.
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